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throughsodevilishafire replied to your post: “This women’s swimwear commercial is ridiculously male-gazey”:
The one with them running and stripping on the beach? Kmart I think?

Yeahh 

Omg the dragon on this show is so cute, not as cute as Kiba tho.

No Disney princess water splash castle. My favorite princess is not making a splash because you only put white princesses in the commercial

This women’s swimwear commercial is ridiculously male-gazey

sapphicnymph:

leaving Laverne Cox off of the Time top 100 despite the overwhelming support she received is an act of violence and erasure towards trans women

Babysit a 3 year old and a 8 month old puppy while taking said puppy out every 30 minutes in an attempt to potty train is like my favorite game ever no seriously. This is tons of fun.

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

Going to bed at a simi-reasonable time yeahhhhhh

Look at my beautiful fruit plate

Look at my beautiful fruit plate

This lady has a lot of nerve having an ugly and loud child. Take lil joffery home.

cassandrabethloveyoutodeath said: I don't have a specific sentence/pairing/prompt but I love pacific rim and WTNV and if you'd write a pacific rim or WTNV related thing I would be very, very happy. Thank you for offering to write fics for us. :)

knitmeapony:

"This Street Cleaning Day was a lot safer this year thanks to Night Vale’s newest citizen, Mako Mori!  Miss Mori — who despite showing tremendous bravery, grace, and punctuality insists she is neither an angel nor even a deus ex machina — first arrived in our little town earlier this year with her human companion Mr. Becket and their jaeger companion Ms. Danger, just in time to help local legend Tamika Flynn defeat Strexcorp.

"Miss Mori and her companions volunteered to stay out of hiding this Street Cleaning Day and protect those citizens who, due to overwhelming, paralyzing fear, could neither remain calm nor run.  We’re not entirely sure what she did, nor how she or Mr. Becket survived the ordeal, but the incomprehensible images that we all telepathically received during the last hour of sunset, along with the terrifyingly non-Euclidian marks left on the sides of their Jaeger, prove that they certainly did something right.

"I think I can speak on behalf of all citizens of Night Vale when I say: thanks, Miss Mori, for turning Street Cleaning Day from a near universally fatal, terrifying experience that leaves those who survive it with deep emotional scars into a near universally fatal, terrifying experience that leaves those who survive it with deep emotional scars and memories of really neat robot swords and pretty, flashing lights.”